thedelegatefromperu:

Bless David Sedaris’ heart. These are the kind of things you notice as a waitress. I’ve also found that many straight men will create what we like to refer to as a “gay buffer.” When a group of 2 or more (presumably straight) guys are required to sit at a place like the bar of a diner or restaurant, they will inevitably leave at least one seat between themselves and the next man in line. Because god forbid if their elbows touch while eating that might mean they’re boning each other.

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Give me one good reason why the McRib is the greatest food ever created? (x)

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Original sketch of the iconic 1930’s silk dress worn in the film Atonement by Keira Knightley, designed by Academy Award nominated costume designer Jacqueline Durran. The striking emerald green color was specifically requested by the film’s director Joe Wright. 

Original sketch of the iconic 1930’s silk dress worn in the film Atonement by Keira Knightley, designed by Academy Award nominated costume designer Jacqueline Durran. The striking emerald green color was specifically requested by the film’s director Joe Wright. 

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iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

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I want you to know why I couldn’t let you die

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