Anonymous said: What IS the best technique for peeing outside if your a girl?
HAHAH. WELL. My personal go-to I only came across while on a x-country ski trip and didn’t want to have to take off my full-body thermal ski suit AND ski boots AND skis every time I had to pee haha
So yeah, granted this only works if you have a branch/pole wtv handy, but shove whatever you’re wearing down to your ankles, grab onto the branch and LEAN BACK like as far you can. Like this was all about not getting pee on the ski suit so really just squat and get the ‘pee area’ as far from the rest of your body as you can. basically what this guy is doing (lmao i can’t believe i found this photo. this guy is apparently training for squats and you want to be at more of an angle haha but it’s basically it):
AND I SWEAR TO GOD it’s better than leaning against a wall or something to prop your back up, or crouching down or just general squatting. Pee is sooo much less likely to run down your legs, get on underwear, clothes, or skis in my case haha. And yeah I’ve used it ever since, regardless of if I’m strapped into skis at the time or not, it’s SO quick and painless. So if you don’t have a penis, don’t worry! Just head on into the nearest wooded area, grab a tree, do what the song says and LEAN BACK
(bringing in my man Fat Joe for further clarification)