1. Everyone in these books is addicted to coffee-especially Mikael Blomkvist.
2. Everyone in Sweden has a summer cabin.
3. The only cigarettes Kalle Blomkvist smokes are the ones he steals from the women he sleeps with.
4. Apparently the fact that you have sex with another girl means that you’re a lesbian Satanist capable of murdering 3 people.
5. If you’re not Swedish, this is how you will read these books: Blomkvist went to Skhujaourh to visit Mlkaureriiu and Salander hacked Yjckmjrersms’s computer.
6. Tattoos and piercings are manifestations of self-hate.
7. Apparently all police forces and governments are incredibly stupid.
8. There are only about 6 names in Sweden, which must be shared with the entire population.
9. Billy’s Pan Pizza.
10. Lisbeth Salander is the greatest character you will ever read about. Ever.
NUMBER 8.
Which is why I was so confused during 99% of the books.
:D
NUMBER NINE.
I’ve wanted to try it since I read about it.
and saw it in the movie of course.
LOL NUMBER 5
I’d kind of disagree with #7 though. Between Bublanski, Modig and Figuerola I’d say the police force got a very positive representation (with the obvious exception of Faste)
and #10? Hell yeah
