Our society is not one that can remain sober for every second of the day, except parts, so that is why drugs are turned to.
Posts tagged lmfao
Part-time sobriety
(Source: whoslovinyou)
Jack [Lemmon] challenged Tony [Curtis] to test their new [drag] disguises in public. So with the knowledge of Billy Wilder, when they arrived at the public ladies’ toilet, Jack and Tony started to pretend to fix their make-up in the mirror. Tony said: “I remember I was only doing just a little bit of mascara here and there on my eyes. Ladies were coming and going every two minutes, nobody batting an eye. I then looked at Jack through my mirror onto him and he was loving it! He was laughing and putting lipstick on and then I started laughing.” [x]
If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.
“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”
“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”
“Fucking brilliant, Jim.”
(Source: savemebarrys)
“Tall, navy-eyed and blond-haired and square-jawed with beautiful cerulean eyes: the works.”
????
why did u describe his eyes twice
also this is navy:
and this is cerulean:
while I doubt anyone’s eye colors are even fucking remotely close to either I just want to point out that they’re noT EVEN CLOSE TO THE SAME
