Posts tagged perfect

heisenbergchronicles:

#Breaking Good Companion for 1x07

This is like a non-criminal’s idea of a drug meet.

This is like “Oh, I saw this in a movie. Ooh. Look at me!”

(Source: alexleefitz)

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fedoraharp:

my sister just watched winter soldier for the first time and had this to say:

"Cap and Nat’s kiss though, it’s like two roombas accidentally bumped into each other and then resumed vacuuming in opposite directions…"

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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul on Jimmy Fallon’s Joking Bad

(Source: smulder-ed)

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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

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